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I AM GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN, YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR! FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TOO, AND THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOUR FILTHY SEWERS WILL BE "SIR!" DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?

"Sir, Yes Sir!"

BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!

"SIR, YES SIR!"

IF YOU LADIES LEAVE MY ISLAND, IF YOU SURVIVE RECRUIT TRAINING, YOU WILL BE A WEAPON! YOU WILL BE A MINISTER OF DEATH PRAYING FOR WAR! BUT UNTIL THAT DAY, YOU ARE PUKES. YOU ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE ON EARTH! YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT UNORGANIZED GRABASTIC PIECES OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT! BECAUSE I AM HARD, YOU WILL NOT LIKE ME! BUT THE MORE YOU HATE ME, THE MORE YOU WILL LEARN! I AM HARD BUT I AM FAIR! THERE IS NO RACIAL BIGOTRY HERE! I DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON NIGGERS, KIKES, WOPS OR GREASERS. HERE YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS! AND MY ORDERS ARE TO WEED OUT ALL NON-HACKERS WHO DO NOT PACK THE GEAR TO SERVE IN MY BELOVED CORPS! DO YOU MAGGOTS UNDERSTAND THAT?

"Sir, Yes Sir!"

BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

"SIR, YES SIR!"

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  • Current Residence: Parris Island, South Carolina, USA
  • Favourite movie: Full Metal Jacket
  • Favourite cartoon character: Sergeant Hartman

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:icondavidking407:
is that you john wayne?
is it me?

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Im only the best commenter you will ever know.
"THIS IS MY STORE!!!"
Helghasts are the best kind of soldier.
:iconsgthartmanplz:
WHO SAID THAT? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?

WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLETOE COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!?
:icondavidking407:
*points at this guy*:iconl4dbillplz:

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Im only the best commenter you will ever know.
"THIS IS MY STORE!!!"
Helghasts are the best kind of soldier.
:icondavidking407:
SIR CAN I CALL YOU HILARY?SIR.:iconcallyouhilaryplz:

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Im only the best commenter you will ever know.
"THIS IS MY STORE!!!"
Helghasts are the best kind of soldier.
:iconsgthartmanplz:
ONLY IF I CAN CALL YOU PRIVATE SNICKERDOODLE!

DO YOU LIKE THAT NAME?
:icondavidking407:
yes :iconimhappyplz:

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Im only the best commenter you will ever know.
"THIS IS MY STORE!!!"
Helghasts are the best kind of soldier.
:iconexcanox:
I VISIT AGAIN.

CHECK YOUR WALLET.

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Avatar base made by =Coy-Shinigami
Treevvvv~ D:
:iconsgthartmanplz:
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL NUMBNUTS?
:iconexcanox:
WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
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Avatar base made by =Coy-Shinigami
Treevvvv~ D:
:iconvampirecherry:
Good day to you Sir

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My favorite thing about eating a gummy bears is knowing that
they can't fight back when you bite their heads off. :devilish:
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Im so F*cking Sorry if my F*cking English sucks bigtime! :XD:
:iconsgthartmanplz:
WELL GOOD DAY TO YOU TOO!

WHY DID YOU JOIN MY MARINE CORPS?
:iconvampirecherry:
Becaus I want to be a Soldier sir.

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My favorite thing about eating a gummy bears is knowing that
they can't fight back when you bite their heads off. :devilish:
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Im so F*cking Sorry if my F*cking English sucks bigtime! :XD:
:iconfrisca-freak:
...permission to give you a hug sir? :iconimhappyplz:

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." - Roald Dahl

My Poe Project here
:iconsgthartmanplz:
DO I LOOK LIKE A CAREBEAR!?

THAT'S WHAT THOSE DAMN YUPPIES ASKED ME!

WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
:iconfrisca-freak:
SIR YES SIR! *hugs him and runs like hell* :sprint:

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." - Roald Dahl

My Poe Project here
:iconlugiadudexd:
I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD FUCK A PERSON IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE 'EM A REACH-AROUND!!!
:iconsgthartmanplz:
WELL? WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? A FUCKIN' COMEDIAN!
:iconuser-maron-goany:
Sir!
Weren't you shot down by a mentally broken fatboy Sir?

Sir i really like your hat Sir!
Sir its so stylish Sir!

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Your typical Tartlet giving a good constructive comment on Nude art
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:iconsgthartmanplz:
IT WAS A FUCKIN' FLESH WOUND!
PRIVATE PYLE IS A DISGUSTING FATBODY! YOU KNOW THAT DON'T YOU!?

WHY THANK YOU VERY MUCH! CAN I BE IN CHARGE FOR A WHILE!?
:iconuser-maron-goany:
Sir yes sir!
Sir Do whatever you damn please sir!

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Your typical Tartlet giving a good constructive comment on Nude art
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:icongoldengoomba900:
PERMISSION TO REFER TO YOU AS THE :iconbillymaysplz: FROM HELL, SIR!

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I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature
I am Earth:earth:Bound copy and paste onto your sig if you are too.
I'm etemon in mistress of airs DA digicrew
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:iconsgthartmanplz:
HOLY DOGSHIT!

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
:icongoldengoomba900:
A COMMERCIAL ADVERTISING CHARACTER, SIR!

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I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature
I am Earth:earth:Bound copy and paste onto your sig if you are too.
I'm etemon in mistress of airs DA digicrew
:|
:iconhollyberrybomb:
SIR! YOUR TERRIFYING ME SIR!

PERMISSION TO COWER IN FEAR SIR!

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Warden: UN-BE-LEIVABLE. Jared! I could make sweet sweet love to your big bald head!! That's a fantastic idea!!

The Warden, Superjail!

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